situations where smartphones become useless
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ACTUALLY:
- Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love
- Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them
- Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
- Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
- Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
- Sleeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
- Cinderella was a slave
Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore
BAM
I don’t think she was using the word rebel right.
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ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKINESS.
what is air
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hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD